The Legend of the Squinker
It’s been a long time coming, but the wait is finally over! Legend of the Squinker, the mind-blowing debut title from JE Paddock, is sure to transport you and your children into the world of Gerby Funkelnibber, where mischievous squinkers and wily racoozles wreak untold havoc upon his leaky gumptions. Will Gerby fall victim to the viscous slobberations of these critters, or will he arise victorious from their vile machinations? Now that the book pulp has been poured into the molds, set out to dry and polished, be one of the first to set foot into this exciting new world of fantasticary blunder!
"I totally LOVE this book!
As I was reading it out loud (to give a final "listen"), my cat, Greystoke, perked up his ears, totally fascinated by the story. He had to get up from his napping spot to give my laptop a nudge...a 100% approval rating on his part!"
- Donna, Squinker-approved proofreader
"This tall tale reads like a piece of American children’s folklore from long ago. The nonsensical plays on pronunciation bring a silliness and humor to even the most normal of words. The colorful art carries a nod to classic children’s artists of the past, such as Dr Seuss or Wanda Ga’g."
- Joe Sutphin, illustrator of the New York Times bestseller series Word of Mouse, and The Wingfeather series